"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
Why do so many people make gofundmes asking me to pay for them to see their long distance partner? Like.. Why do I care? Am I your mom? Do you need money to go see the City and Colour concert too?