Val. California. Haim. Completely satisfied in His divine romance.





*whispers* no


I can never tell if you’re mocking me or not…

HAHAHAHA no I’m not making fun!!! I’d never do that lmao
I’m just trying to emphasize what u say cause I always agree w u hahaha

"   College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”   "

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)


Why do so many people make gofundmes asking me to pay for them to see their long distance partner? Like.. Why do I care? Am I your mom? Do you need money to go see the City and Colour concert too?